#!/bin/bash alias datereadable='date +"%A %B %d, %Y"' function saydate() { local todaysdate="$(date +'%A %B %d, %Y')" local currenthour="$(date +'%H')" local currentminute="$(date +'%M')" [[ $currentminute -lt 10 ]] && currentminute="O $currentminute"; say "it's currently $currenthour $currentminute on $todaysdate"; } function clock() { watch -c -t -n1 "date +'%H : %M : %S' | figlet" | lolcat; }